The FCC complaints regarding John Cena presenting at the Oscars

Kory Grow reveals in Rolling Stone what the Three People [who] Did Not Enjoy John Cena’s Physical Perfection at [the] Oscars wrote.

He begins with the admission that “Rolling Stone was able to review the irate messages via a Freedom of Information Act request.”

One wrote:

“Indecent Prime Time TV: There is no reason why a grown man will come to national television like a streaker and molest and abuse all the children who will hear and see this in TV and in the various media the following day. There is need for Cena and the Oscar organizers to be cancelled for promoting gratuitous and inappropriate nudity in such horrific levels that they deserve boycott in the first order.”

Another wrote:

“What more can I say….other than an undresses [sic] man coming out on stage with only and piece of paper covering his private parts! Do your job! Get this filth off our TVs!”

A third wrote:

“Double standards with nudity: John Cena’s almost-complete nudity during the Oscars on March 12th, 2024, was abhorrent. If that had been a woman, the world would have ended.”

Riley Utley reports on Cinemablend that the Academy specified that “a bulge cannot be showing, and you can’t show crack.”

No crack proof.

Watch the costume change.

My take: lol! The world did not end. In fact, it was one of the high points of the broadcast. Perhaps those three were just jealous?

Distribution rules and streaming steadily impacting small theatres

Kevin Maimann writes on CBC that Canada’s indie movie theatres say industry is in crisis.

He begins by stating: “Canada’s independent cinema industry is in crisis, its owners say, as they face mounting challenges from streaming services and restrictive Hollywood studio rules.”

It turns out that “rules imposed by major studios like Disney determine when and for how long they are able to screen certain big-ticket films.”

These are called “‘clean runs,’ when studios require an independent theatre to dedicate a screen to just one film for up to four weeks, even if the film stops drawing crowds after the first week. This can be especially frustrating for small-town theatres that only have one screen.”

And they can’t rent their theatre out during that time.

They said if your door’s open, you’re showing our product.

Another studio constraint is “zone provisions, which keep exhibitors from playing films that are screening at bigger nearby theatres.

By the time they’re allowed to screen some films, they could be streaming.

See the Network of Independent Canadian Exhibitors report.

My take: could the studios and their distributors be actively trying to kill off independent cinemas? I doubt it. But small town cinemas are so much more than just Hollywood outposts; they are often the only local in-person cultural and artistic hub available to citizens.

Warner Bros. shelves “Coyote vs. Acme”

Joe Hernandez reports on NPRHere’s why some finished films are mothballed.

He begins, “Back in November [2023,] Warner Bros. Discovery announced it was not planning to release “Coyote vs. Acme,” a hybrid animated and live-action comedy starring John Cena and Will Forte that had wrapped filming a year earlier.”

And then adds that the studio shelved both “Batgirl” and “Scoob!: Holiday Haunt” in 2022.

He explores the reasons behind spending $70M, $90M and $40M and then shelving movies rather than releasing them to the public:

  • Money: “Hollywood financial experts say that when studios scrap finished projects the decision usually comes down to money.”
  • New Directions: “Abandoning a project may also reflect the shifting priorities of a studio.”

He concludes, “Though it may make financial sense for a studio to abandon a film, that argument may prove little comfort to the movie’s cast and crew or the fans eagerly awaiting its release.”

My take: Here’s his description of the cancelled movie: “Based on a satirical New Yorker piece, the movie followed Wile E. Coyote as he sued the Acme company after its products again and again fail to help him catch the elusive Road Runner.” That sounds hilarious! I’d watch that. And it seems cruel to green light a movie, get folks to spend years of time and effort working on it and then pull the rug out from under everything. Beep! Beep!

ScriptReader.ai offers script analysis for $9.99

Jason Hellerman reports on No Film School that AI Says My Screenplay is Better Than ‘Silence of the Lambs’ and ‘Schindler’s List’.

He begins, “This morning, a really lovely NFS reader reached out to me and wanted my opinion on a program called ScriptReader.AI, which charges $10 for a complete screenplay breakdown.”

He uploads one of his scripts and in two hours gets extensive coverage. It appears the AI’s method is to rate each scene and then average the scores. His script gets a “Recommend.”

However, Jason is not impressed. He concludes:

“Computers cannot think and feel. They have zero sense of nuance. And you cannot take their coverage seriously. No matter how nice it is. AI coverage is worthless!”

My take: the ScriptReader.ai website woefully undersells its capabilities. It certainly looks sketchy. But you can test out three scenes for free.

And then there’s a link in the top right corner of the website labelled “SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?_” I recognized this as a reference to WarGames in which Matthew Broderick unwittingly provokes WWIII.

With some trepidation, I clicked on the link.

This brought me to a page titled “SceneProv_” with two modes, Fun and Training.

I decided to have some fun and generate a scene for a RomCom. The AI, suddenly my writing partner, set the scene and populated it with two characters. My interactions are bolded.

“Genre selected: romance

INT. COFFEE SHOP – DAY

JEN sits at a table with a book, sipping on her latte. She notices AIDEN walk in and their eyes meet.

JEN:
(smiling)
Hey!

AIDEN:
(nervously)
Hi! Can I sit here?

JEN:
(surprised)
Uh, sure!

AIDEN sits across from Jen and they strike up a conversation.

AIDEN:
I noticed you’re reading “Do Androids Dream of Sheep?”.

JEN:
Yup. It’s my favourite book.

Her eyes glitch.

AIDEN:
Do you want to go back to my place?

JEN:
(surprised)
Excuse me?

AIDEN:
(smiling)
Not like that. I have a first edition copy of that book. I’d love to show it to you.

JEN:
(relieved)
Oh, sure. That sounds great.

INT. AIDEN’S PLACE – NIGHT

Aiden and Jen are sitting on the couch, looking at the first edition. Her eyes glitch again.

AIDEN
Jen, why do your eyes “glitch?”

JEN
What do you mean?

AIDEN
Well, every once in a while they kinda spark.
Are you hiding something from me?

Jen looks at Aiden angrily and stands up quickly.

JEN:
(angrily)
No, I’m not hiding anything! It’s just a glitch in my synthetic retinas. I’m an android.

AIDEN:
(surprised)
An android? I had no idea.

JEN:
(sadly)
I know, it’s not exactly a desirable trait in the dating world.

AIDEN:
(smiling)
Well, I’m not like most guys. I think it’s pretty cool, to be honest.

Jen’s eyes glitch again, this time in surprise.

JEN:
(surprised)
Really?

AIDEN:
(nodding)
Really. Plus, I always thought I’d make a great cyborg myself.

Jen smiles and takes Aiden’s hand, feeling grateful for the first time to have found someone who accepts her for who she really is.

They continue to look at the book, their fingers touching.

Aiden turns to Jen, looking into her eyes.

AIDEN:
(softly)
You know, I may not be able to dream like you do, but
I have a feeling this is the beginning of something special.

JEN:
(smiling)
I have that feeling, too.

They lean in and share a kiss, the start of their unconventional love story.”

And then it rated “our” scene a B+. This AI passes the Turing Test for sure.

Hollywood A-Listers Buy Westwood Village Theatre

According to Pat Saperstein of Variety, Jason Reitman Acquires Fox Village Westwood Theater With Filmmakers Including Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, JJ Abrams, Chloé Zhao.

“Jason Reitman has gathered more than two dozen filmmakers to help acquire Westwood’s historic Village Theater, which will program first-run and repertory programming.”

The 36 investors include:

  1. JJ Abrams
  2. Judd Apatow
  3. Damien Chazelle
  4. Chris Columbus
  5. Ryan Coogler
  6. Bradley Cooper
  7. Alfonso Cuarón
  8. Jonathan Dayton
  9. Guillermo del Toro
  10. Valerie Faris
  11. Hannah Fidell
  12. Alejandro González Iñárritu
  13. James Gunn
  14. Sian Heder
  15. Rian Johnson
  16. Gil Kenan
  17. Karyn Kusama
  18. Justin Lin
  19. Phil Lord
  20. David Lowery
  21. Christopher McQuarrie
  22. Chris Miller
  23. Christopher Nolan
  24. Alexander Payne
  25. Todd Phillips
  26. Gina Prince-Bythewood
  27. Jason Reitman
  28. Jay Roach
  29. Seth Rogen
  30. Emma Seligman
  31. Brad Silberling
  32. Steven Spielberg
  33. Emma Thomas
  34. Denis Villeneuve
  35. Lulu Wang
  36. Chloé Zhao

“The Fox Village, built in 1930, has hosted hundreds of premieres over the past 90 years, including Reitman’s own “Juno,” “Licorice Pizza” and many others…. The distinctive Spanish mission revival-style building is topped by a 170-foot neon-lit tower, making it a beacon for filmgoers on the Westside of Los Angeles.”

My take: interestingly, at least four on this list are Canadians: Jason ReitmanSeth RogenEmma Seligman and Denis Villeneuve. I’m glad this historic cinema is being saved.

GAME OVER! OpenAI’s SORA just won the text-to-video race

The inevitability of script-to-screen technology is closer than ever.

OpenAI released test footage and announced, “Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model. All the clips in this video were generated directly by Sora without modification. Sora can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions.”

See openai.com/sora for more.

“Sora is able to generate complex scenes with multiple characters, specific types of motion, and accurate details of the subject and background. The model understands not only what the user has asked for in the prompt, but also how those things exist in the physical world.”

“The model has a deep understanding of language, enabling it to accurately interpret prompts and generate compelling characters that express vibrant emotions. Sora can also create multiple shots within a single generated video that accurately persist characters and visual style.”

See the Technical Research.

Beyond text-to-video, “Sora can also be prompted with other inputs, such as pre-existing images or video. This capability enables Sora to perform a wide range of image and video editing tasks — creating perfectly looping video, animating static images, extending videos forwards or backwards in time, etc.”

Sora can even replace the whole background in a video: “Diffusion models have enabled a plethora of methods for editing images and videos from text prompts…. One of these methods, SDEdit,32… enables Sora to transform the styles and environments of input videos zero-shot.”

My take: this is powerful stuff! Workers in media industries might want to start thinking about diversifying their skills….

Telefilm eyes feature films in Canada

Telefilm Canada has just published a report on Canadian Movie Consumption – Exploring the Health of Feature Film in Canada.

The study, by ERm Research, provides an “understanding of overall consumption patterns, media sources used by audiences, their decision-making process, genre preferences, barriers to watching more movies, and their theatrical moviegoing habits, as well as perceptions of Canadian content.” The study contacted 2,200 feature film consumers in Canada from September 17 to October 2, 2023.

Three of the report’s findings:

  1. 95% of Canadians aged 18+ have seen one or more feature films in the past year, with nearly three-quarters seeing a movie in theatres.
  2. Paid streaming accounts for 54% of all feature film consumption. Around nine in ten movie consumers use at least one streaming service, with most accessing multiple.
  3. French Canadian movie watchers are more inclined to see Canadian content theatrically and generally have a higher opinion of Canadian films.

Some things that stood out to me:

  1. 55% of the audience on opening nights are under the age of 35 whereas by the second week 50% of the audience is 45 or older. (Page 33.)
  2. Canadian moviegoers see on average only 1.4 feature films annually. (Page 38.)
  3. The top five streamers in Canada are Netflix (67%,) Amazon Prime (50%,) Disney+ (39%,) Crave (21%) and Apple TV+ (12%.) (Page 35.)

You can download the full report here.

My take: not very encouraging. I think we need to take our cue from the Quebecois who see (and like) more Canadian films. Why is that? The obvious answer is that they’re watching French-language films, fare that Hollywood is not producing. A more nuanced answer is that they’re watching films that reflect life in their province. Unfortunately, because Canadian movies have highly limited access to cinema screens in the rest of Canada, Canadians outside of Quebec don’t have that luxury.

Kodak reinvents the Super 8 camera

Jourdan Aldredge invites us, on No Film School, to Take a Look at the First Footage From the Kodak Super 8 Camera.

“Pulling from our friends at B&H, it looks like their crew featuring Nick and Dave were able to take the new Kodak Super 8 camera through the paces as they ran around New York City.”

Here are timestamps for each section:

  • 0:00 – Main Specs
  • 0:48 – Lenses & LCD Screen
  • 1:52 – Menu System
  • 2:15 – Filmstock, Presets, & FPS
  • 3:12 – Extended Gate & Resolution
  • 3:35 – Sound & Connectivity
  • 4:10 – Who Is This Camera For?

The kicker? Kodak’s new Super-8 camera, based on sixty-year-old technology, costs $5,500 USD.

My take: This is way too expensive for me! And the image still bounces around like crazy. IMHO Kodak missed an opportunity to improve their technology by bypassing the cartridge’s internal pressure plate and figuring out how to stabilize each frame during exposure, kinda like the “true pin registration” that the Logmar GENTOO GS8 does. Pity.

Better Script Notes

Jason Hellerman, writing for No Film School, explains How to Critique a Screenplay (While Not Being a Dick).

He begins with:

“Screenplay critiques serve many purposes in the screenwriting process. First and foremost, they offer valuable feedback to the writer, identifying strengths and weaknesses in their work. This feedback helps writers refine their scripts, making them more engaging and effective.”

Jason distinguishes the various types of notes:

  1. Coverage: Coverage is a summary and evaluation of a script, typically prepared by a script reader or industry professional. It provides an overview of the script’s strengths and weaknesses and includes a recommendation on whether the script should be considered for further development or production.
  2. Development notes: Development notes focus on the creative aspects of the script, offering suggestions for improving the story, characters, and dialogue. These notes are typically prepared by producers, development executives, or other industry professionals involved in the development process.
  3. Writer-to-writer notes: These notes are provided by fellow writers, offering feedback and suggestions from a writer’s perspective. They can be informal, such as comments exchanged in a writers’ group, or more structured, such as a script swap or feedback session.
  4. Line edits: Line edits focus on the script’s grammar, spelling, and formatting. These notes are typically prepared by a script editor or proofreader and help ensure the script is polished and professional.

Jason provides some best practices for giving feedback:

  1. Read the script thoroughly: To provide meaningful feedback, you need to have a deep understanding of the script. Take the time to read it carefully, and make notes as you go. This will help you identify areas for improvement and provide specific examples when offering feedback.
  2. Focus on the big picture: Before diving into the details, consider the script’s overall structure and story arc. Are there any plot holes or inconsistencies? Are the characters well-developed and engaging? Addressing these fundamental issues should be your priority when giving notes.
  3. Be specific: When offering feedback, provide clear examples and explanations to support your observations. This will help the writer understand your perspective and make it easier for them to address the issues you’ve identified.
  4. Offer actionable suggestions: Instead of simply pointing out problems, provide suggestions for how to improve the script. This will make your feedback more valuable and help the writer feel empowered to make changes.
  5. Be respectful and supportive: Remember that your goal is to help the writer improve their script, not to tear them down. Offer praise for the aspects of the script that work well, and be empathetic and understanding when offering criticism.
  6. Don’t be a dick: Seriously, I don’t know how many times I have to add this in there. Your job is to help. Not hinder.

Jason recommends a critique template that covers:

  1. Story/Plot: Does the story have a clear and compelling arc? Are there any plot holes or inconsistencies?
  2. Characters: Are the characters well-developed and interesting? Do their actions and dialogue feel authentic and consistent with their personalities?
  3. Dialogue: Is the dialogue realistic and engaging? Does it move the story forward or feel extraneous?
  4. Pacing: Is the story paced effectively? Does it feel too slow or rushed at any point?
  5. Structure: Is the screenplay structured effectively? Does it follow the traditional three-act structure or another effective structure for the genre?
  6. Themes: Are there any themes or messages conveyed in the story? Are they effectively communicated?
  7. Tone: Is the tone consistent throughout the screenplay? Does it fit the genre and subject matter?
  8. Setting/World-building: Is the setting or world of the story well-established and believable?
  9. Visuals: Are there any scenes that would be particularly visually striking on screen? Are there any scenes that could be cut or condensed to improve the visual storytelling?
  10. Overall Impression: What is your overall impression of the screenplay? Would you recommend it for production?

My take: When folks ask me to read their work, I always agree and then ask them what they’re looking for. I praise what I love and strive to provide at least a couple of suggestions for improving problematic bits. Hopefully one idea triggers something the writer can run with and make their own.

Norman Jewison 1926-2024

Acclaimed Canadian film and television director and producer Norman Jewison has died at the age of 97.

He first worked in television in Canada before moving to the US, where he transitioned into motion pictures.

His list of films made over 40 years is staggering:

1962 40 Pounds of Trouble
1963 The Thrill of It All
1964 Send Me No Flowers
1965 The Art of Love
1965 The Cincinnati Kid
1966 The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming
1967 In the Heat of the Night
1968 The Thomas Crown Affairs
1969 Gaily, Gaily
1971 Fiddler on the Roof
1973 Jesus Christ Superstar
1975 Rollerball
1978 F.I.S.T.
1979 …And Justice for All
1982 Best Friends
1984 A Soldier’s Story
1985 Agnes of God
1987 Moonstruck
1989 In Country
1991 Other People’s Money
1994 Only You
1995 Bogus
1999 The Hurricane
2003 The Statement

His films grossed over half a billion dollars.

Perhaps his crowning achievement though is establishing the Canadian Film Centre in 1986-88. His words of wisdom? “Just find some good stories.

My take: I think the first Norman Jewison film I remember seeing was The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming when it first came out in the mid-sixties. Thank you, Norman.